Purina Dog Chow Diet

[Otto]

I did, thanks!

2006/8/4, Joe Allonby <joeallonby at gmail.com>:
> For some reason, I thought the P-list might appreciate this.
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> From: John Demeter
> Date: Aug 3, 2006 4:20 PM
> Subject: Purina Dog Chow Diet
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> Subject: Purina diet
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> I have a Labrador retriever and I was buying a large bag of Purina at
> Wal-Mart and was in line to check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a
> dog? On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Purina Diet again,
> although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital the last
> time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care
> ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms. I
> told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it
> works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one
> or two every time you feel hungry and that the food is nutritionally
> complete so I was going to try it one more time.
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>  I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now
> enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her. Horrified,
> she asked if I'd been poisoned to end up in the hospital.
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> I told her no; I'd been sitting in the street licking my balls and a car hit
> me. I thought the guy behind her was going to have to have help as he
> staggered to the door in hysterics
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