Ladies and Gentlemen, the next President of the United States

[Joe Allonby]

I've been talking a lot lately with friends about how there is nobody in the
Democratic Party of stature who can step up when Nucular Dubya leaves
office. John McCain has actually been looking good. Where is the next Jimmy
Carter or Bill Clinton who comes from out of nowhere to lead?

The last time around, I was a big fan of Wesley Clark.

Tonight, I heard a lot of bullshit and demagoguery. He did everything but
pull out a litter of puppies and say that the American military opposes the
slaughter of innocent cute things.

Then there was Tim Kaine.

Forget Hillary. Tell Kerry to give it up. Tim Kaine is the next President of
the United States.
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