My alma mater, for what it's worth -- which is very little, as 1) that was 40 years ago, 2) I have minimal interest in Columbine panics, at "posh/ritzy" schools or any other 3) I have even more strongly negative interest (AKA 'let it go and shut up') in Jackson Pynchon than in all the other flavors of we-gotta-know-all-about-TRP-ism.