Guardian:

[mikebailey at speakeasy.net]

> -----Original Message-----
> From: pynchonoid [mailto:pynchonoid at yahoo.com]
>
> I'd like to see that law suit proceed against Bush. 
> Then, put him on trial for war crimes.
> 


at the risk of sounding like Howie or somebody in 24fps, 

"wait, no, man - put him on trial?  like, courtrooms are bogus; and you'd have to have like armed guards to keep him in there; and even more like armed guards to keep his friends from like busting him out

no, the cool thing would be if he became like enlightened and handed out his money...but he'd have to become enlightened a little at a time and have the ability to persuade his friends and backers...otherwise we'd be looking at another Zapruder film sometime soon...

first he'd bring home the troops, then legalize marijuana, then call a summit to restart nuclear nonproliferation, then he could take all his Auschwitz money out of his trust fund and start a peace think tank, and do symbolic things like walk barefoot across Iraq in penitence; and he would attend Rainbow People's Gatherings and Burning Man -- "Bush at Burning Man giving a speech on Peace"

he could make inspirational diplomatic tours too: Bush in Amsterdam, Bush in Jamaica, Bush in Goa, Bush persuading the Taliban to give up growing opium and increase the hashish crop

see, if he's on trial then he wouldn't be in a position to bring the troops home; somebody like Chaney would step in and keep the war going

no, no trial - just enlightenment from within

Then he could get Chaney to chill out...that big ranch where they get together and hunt humans like animals, they could turn it into an organic herb plantation and have like a permanent Burning Man there, they could call it the burning bush ranch...Chaney would give up hunting and give excellent shotgun hits, and Condi could play ragtime piano