Guardian:

[Ya Sam]

That might be a trivial question, but I can't understand this: if everybody 
hates Bush how come he became the president?


>From: mikebailey at speakeasy.net
>To: pynchon-l at waste.org
>Subject: Re:  Guardian:  Date: Thu, 14 Sep 2006 10:26:59 +0000
>
> > -----Original Message-----
> > From: pynchonoid [mailto:pynchonoid at yahoo.com]
> >
> > I'd like to see that law suit proceed against Bush.
> > Then, put him on trial for war crimes.
> >
>
>
>at the risk of sounding like Howie or somebody in 24fps,
>
>"wait, no, man - put him on trial?  like, courtrooms are bogus; and you'd 
>have to have like armed guards to keep him in there; and even more like 
>armed guards to keep his friends from like busting him out
>
>no, the cool thing would be if he became like enlightened and handed out 
>his money...but he'd have to become enlightened a little at a time and have 
>the ability to persuade his friends and backers...otherwise we'd be looking 
>at another Zapruder film sometime soon...
>
>first he'd bring home the troops, then legalize marijuana, then call a 
>summit to restart nuclear nonproliferation, then he could take all his 
>Auschwitz money out of his trust fund and start a peace think tank, and do 
>symbolic things like walk barefoot across Iraq in penitence; and he would 
>attend Rainbow People's Gatherings and Burning Man -- "Bush at Burning Man 
>giving a speech on Peace"
>
>he could make inspirational diplomatic tours too: Bush in Amsterdam, Bush 
>in Jamaica, Bush in Goa, Bush persuading the Taliban to give up growing 
>opium and increase the hashish crop
>
>see, if he's on trial then he wouldn't be in a position to bring the troops 
>home; somebody like Chaney would step in and keep the war going
>
>no, no trial - just enlightenment from within
>
>Then he could get Chaney to chill out...that big ranch where they get 
>together and hunt humans like animals, they could turn it into an organic 
>herb plantation and have like a permanent Burning Man there, they could 
>call it the burning bush ranch...Chaney would give up hunting and give 
>excellent shotgun hits, and Condi could play ragtime piano
>
>
>

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