AtDDtA(16): "Now, Set the Special Desert Detail"
Ya Sam
takoitov at hotmail.com
Fri Aug 24 06:08:36 CDT 2007
A subterranean vehicle could engage these types of targets in an effective
manner, avoiding both collateral damage and unnecessary risks to our troops.
It could be deployed a safe distance from the target and autonomously
navigate itself to the target while detecting, identifying, and then
avoiding buried obstacles such as pipes, wires, boulders and even other
buildings. This vehicle would be able to penetrate the surface either
through deployable techniques or on its own.
...
General Dynamics, for one, already has a digger, derived from nature: the
Worm, a 30-inch long, two-and-a-half-inch-wide "combination of hydraulic
packers and cylinders" designed to inch its way through soil. It's made to
wiggle through 500 feet on earth in about 20 hours.
The Air Force thinks "a system of vehicles" could prove to be a better
solution, however, with "each [machine] performing a different task."
Phase I of the "Subterranean Warfare" effort "should establish the ability
to penetrate the surface and continue to navigate at least one meter below
the surface." After that, it's time to "develop, test and demonstrate an
operable prototype."
UPDATE 10:38 AM: Now, of course, conspiracy theorists and comic book fans
will tell you that such diggers are almost laughably redundant. To fight
underground, all you have to do is find one of the secret passageways to the
Hollow Earth, they'll say. And bring enough troops to deal with the Mole
Men, naturally.
UPDATE 2:54 PM: Some of those kooky types might believe in Hollow Earth
theories, David Hambling sniffs. But as any real, serious Mulder-in-
training will tell you, the Air Force "already operates its own fleet of
underground tunnelling machines, digging out all those secret bases to store
all the UFOs and stuff." Why, just look at the evidence, to the left. I
mean, there's no chance it could have anything to do with item #4 on this
list.
http://www.noahshachtman.com/archives/002958.html
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