Time-sensitive SOS re talking dogs...

[robinlandseadel at comcast.net]

Waz you talkin 'bout?:

              . . . .please do not come to the Learned English Dog if it's 
              religious Comfort you're after. I may be praeternatural, but 
              I am not supernatural. 'Tis the Age of Reason, rrrf? 
              There is ever an Explanation at hand, and no such thing 
              as a Talking Dog,---Talking Dogs belong with Dragons 
              and Unicorns. What there are, however, are provisions 
              for Survival in a World less fantastick.

Considering the Gordian Knot of Satire, Cynics and Canines,
you may find this of interest: http://tinyurl.com/2cpuvy