Reclusive novelist appears on 'Oprah'

[Monte Davis]

> A week ago I received the first hardcover edition of The 
> Road, and I am 
> looking forward to reading it. The experience will be even 
> more pleasurable, 
> considering that it is not besmirched by Oprah's seal of 
> corporate greed and 
> moronic fecklessness. 

In your next incarnation, try enjoying the literature you enjoy *without*
the added spice of knowing how very pure, how very far above the vulgar
scrum of commerce, it is. Trust me: it still tastes pretty good.