Pynchon & Python, pt 2

[Paul Di Filippo]

Milton
Ah, yes.
Praline
Am I right in thinking there's a real frog in here?
Milton
Yes. A little one.
Praline
What sort of frog?
Milton
A dead frog.
Praline
Is it cooked?
Milton
No.
Praline
What, a raw frog?
Superintendent Parrot looks increasingly queasy.
Milton
We use only the finest baby frogs, dew-picked and flown from Iraq, 
cleansed in the finest quality spring water, lightly killed, and then 
sealed in a succulent Swiss quintuple smooth treble cream milk 
chocolate envelope, and lovingly frosted with glucose.
Praline
That's as may be, but it's still a frog!
Milton
What else?
Praline
Well don't you even take the bones out?
Milton
If we took the bones out it wouldn't be crunchy would it?
Praline
Superintendent Parrot ate one of those.
Parrot
Excuse me a moment. (exits hurriedly) 
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