Fw: Apology/Apologies Unnecessary

[K3 V iN Cummiskey]

When I first saw this "Apology" note attached below, I was thinking it's some scammer trying to make me feel sorry for him and in a few sentances he'll be making a pitch for some coin, but NOT, this is a well-crafted piece of workmanlike incantation. And a fucking riot in the mix. Well then, we all PynchMeNuts, can start-up a PynCockatooInWonderLandFund for pfm and perhaps raise funds for another BIRD, of fancy, though I too love COCKaToo's too, especially post-adolescent ones. - His name is/was so somehow reminiscent of...uhmmmmm.
P.S. - I got me a kitten at the pet shop (over the weekend)his name is Pynchon, he's the smartest pet this side south of Cornell. And cuter than cute.


--- On Thu, 9/4/08, pfm at aspeon.com <pfm at aspeon.com> wrote:

> From: pfm at aspeon.com <pfm at aspeon.com>
> Subject: Apology
> To: pynchon-l at waste.org
> Date: Thursday, September 4, 2008, 4:24 PM
> People,
> 
> I must apologise. My elderly cockatoo, KC, escaped a couple
> of weeks ago
> and it seems he's landed somewhere in the vicinity of a
> computer. I had
> given him up for dead as he was scrofulous and, improbable
> though it may
> seem, not entirely untouched by several STDs. He was always
> given to
> screaming obscenities but you must admit his typing is
> pretty impressive -
> for a cockatoo anyway.
> 
> In any case, if you come across him, please don't feed
> him and under NO
> CIRCUMSTANCES send him home.
> 
> Thanks, and sorry for the trouble,
> 
> P.