Apology

[pfm at aspeon.com]

People,

I must apologise. My elderly cockatoo, KC, escaped a couple of weeks ago
and it seems he's landed somewhere in the vicinity of a computer. I had
given him up for dead as he was scrofulous and, improbable though it may
seem, not entirely untouched by several STDs. He was always given to
screaming obscenities but you must admit his typing is pretty impressive -
for a cockatoo anyway.

In any case, if you come across him, please don't feed him and under NO
CIRCUMSTANCES send him home.

Thanks, and sorry for the trouble,

P.