NP: Disclaimer

[Joe Allonby]

So his parents smuggled him into the US and involved public officials
in a vast fraudulent conspiracy including false newspaper
announcements in order to get him elected President of the United
States nearly fifty years later as if that is a sure thing. The hole
in this theory is so large that I could drive a vintage White
Freightliner through it without taking my foot off the floor.

Of course, they could have just moved to Hawaii just before the birth
and skipped the whole thing presuming of course that he is going to
become President and that's one big-assed assumption.

Nevertheless, false-certainty is amusing until it becomes virulent.

On Tue, Jul 28, 2009 at 9:45 PM, Robin
Landseadel<robinlandseadel at comcast.net> wrote:
> This arrived in my e-main self-described as "Spam."
>
>        Disclaimer:
>
>        The Update loves to print letters to the Editor.  Please be
>        advised, however, that we will not print letters from "Birthers*"
>        without proper documentation included.  That documentation
>        must include a certified copy of the Birther's certificate of live
>        birth in either the United States or Hawaii, an original and
>        current photo identification, (passport or driver's license from
>        either California or Kenya--which will be returned), and a
>        certified affidavit from a psychiatrist licensed in either the United
>        States or California attesting that the writer is not insane or
>        suffering from delusions, paranoia, schizophrenia,
>        psychopathology, or any other form of mental illness.
>
>        * A "Birther" is a person who believes that Barack Obama was
>        not born in the United States and is, consequently, not legally
>        qualified to serve as President.  (It is not clear if “Birthers”
>        consider the State of Hawaii to be within the United States.)
>