Ig Nobels

[alice wellintown]

But surely you understand that Presidents of the US don't have the
power needed to make the kinds of changes we would love to see, right?
Having a set of brazen Brunswicks doesn't mean the Prez can knock the
pins down. He doesn't get to roll in most frames. And, some of the
pins are glued to the lane. It ain't as easy as it looks on TV. The
Nobel folks might just hekp the guy get re-elected. Right now it looks
like he's lost a lot of support from the Peace vote, the gay voter,
the anti-wall street vote, and other left, liberal, democractic,
Reagan Democratic working class folk. The Nobel may help him win some
of that vote back. He needs more support not less. Otherwise, it's
back to Bush & Co. full tilt boogey.