Calling election early

[Robin Landseadel]

	Every night  is Christmas Eve on old East Main,
	Sailors and their sweethearts all agree.
	Neon signs of red and green
	Shine upon the friendly scene,
	Welcoming you in from off the sea.
	Santa's bag is filled with all your dreams come true:
	Nickel beers that sparkle like champagne,
	Barmaids who all love to screw,
	All of them reminding you
	It's Christmas Eve on old East Main.