V--2nd, half-way

[alice wellintown]

Ro-ro, doin the back row from those in the know know to it's V-1 to
His Gravity's Rainbow, sez,

> I'm not Cabalistically pursuing any numerological meaning in the number of
> the page* or concerned with the exact word count that would produce the
> exact center of the book. I know some commentators have gone so far to do
> such things. I pretty much am looking for the center of the story, I'm not
> taking it any further than that.

Further than that?
Shoot, Ro-ro,
you ain't even got out the doe,
and youz ah gonna go,
on back inside and hang that number on a Freytag's middle of the story
as if the thang got a beginning middle and teee low ssss?

Itz all good, brotha, don't mind us, we just gotta enjoy the ride and
we are happy just to see you readin that V..