TRTR(1) Eye Goddesses Wearing Dipthongs

[Jed Kelestron]

My ex-inlaws from a few decades back were members of a non-trinitarian
sect that they referred to as "Jesus-only" Pentecostals. They believed
the only way to get to heaven was by being baptized "in the name of
Jesus." If the trinitarian formula is used it is ineffectual and you
go to hell. They're dead now, so I hope they got the right formula.