NP LEVO Bookholder or other book holders...& Co. and etc. & a poem by Larkin

[alice wellintown]

As big readers of big books, we all know that books can be a pain in
the neck. Heck, just the other day, I fell asleep reading a big book
about blined poets and it fell on my face and smashed my thick specs
into my nose bridge causing a deep laceration and a scream. So, we
have several tools to help our poor eyes and the like and we are
considering some kind of book stand thingy. Any ideas on this? Is LEVO
kool? Are there better tools we can make or get?

  When getting my nose in a book
Cured most things short of school,
It was worth ruining my eyes
To know I could still keep cool,
And deal out the old right hook
To dirty dogs twice my size.

Later, with inch-thick specs,
Evil was just my lark:
Me and my coat and fangs
Had ripping times in the dark.
The women I clubbed with sex!
I broke them up like meringues.

Don't read much now: the dude
Who lets the girl down before
The hero arrives, the chap
Who's yellow and keeps the store
Seem far too familiar. Get stewed:
Books are a load of crap.