The 30 Harshest Author-on-Author Insults In History

[Kai Frederik Lorentzen]

OK, one more and then I'll let this thread go --

Christian Kracht on Nick Hornby:

"He looks like a penis, me thinks".

("Er sieht aus wie ein Penis, finde ich").

Cf. the Harald Schmidt Show interview from 2001 (4.23-4.26) on youtube.