Explain Like I'm Jive the Plot of Gravity's Rainbow

[Lemuel Underwing]

Aight so dis crazy ass nigga Tyrone Slothrop right? he fuckin mad bitches
while da BOMB be droppin' all over the place. Now dis is London withat mad
crazy Blitzin u hear. An' all these mothafuckin high-ups be dey b watchin
Tyrone coz assa infant he get dis plastic shit drilled up in him, da same
plastic shit dats in some of da bombs (V2 NIGGA!!!!!) maybe, so dis nigga
Tyrones dick git hard wennever a bomb is 'bout to drop or das what da
high-ups be thinkin. So dis Tyrone muthafucka gets all paranoid right??? As
da war b windin down Tyrone runs up in tha fuckin ZONE nigga YOU HEAR ME?
THE FUCKING ZONE. All dem Euro niggas b in chaos aight da war b over and
shits really just errman for hisself. So da story really goes fuckin crazy
nigga. Deres a fuckin Light Bulb whose muthafuckin IMMORTAL nigga, ders
Dopers nigga, lotsa drugs GOTTA SMOKE DAT KUSH NIGGA, ders a whole boat
dats a big fuckin ORGY NIGGA its just rollin down da river and dey all b
fuckin' shawtys. Also der b AFRIK NIGGAS dat no how 2 launch muthafuckin
rockets and shit, dem Hun niggas exterminated da fuck outta dere people so
dey pissed. All of these people b lookin for this one rocket aight? dis one
0000001 it b called dat has POWER AMPED DA FUCK UP iz fuckin powerful ya
herr, so dis russian nigga b lookin for it and dem AFRIK NIGGAS be lookin,
and dat russian dude used to go wit dis fine ass Witch like straight up
WITCH NIGGA her name b Geli and MA MAIN MAN TYRONE b fuckin her ass fo a
while. An' all dese muthafuckas are trying to find this rocket 0000001 but
its in da hands of this MEAN MUTHAFUCKA named Blicero, he jus maniacal as
fuck, be rapin' younguns and shit ya hear? But in the end no one can find
dat shit, Blicero keeps outta der fuckin reach ya herr? And da book ends
wit dat fuckin 0000001 DROPPIN on mutha fuckin LA. ERRBODY NOW! PEACE NIGGA


On Fri, Jul 12, 2013 at 7:23 PM, Lemuel Underwing <luunderwing at gmail.com>wrote:

> using only "jive" or "ebonics" describe to me the plot Gravity's Rainbow
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