Explain Like I'm Jive the Plot of Gravity's Rainbow

[Michael Bailey]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XBw25CrUS-o&feature=youtube_gdata_player
On Jul 16, 2013 2:42 PM, "Michael Bailey" <michael.lee.bailey at gmail.com>
wrote:

> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XBw25CrUS-o&feature=youtube_gdata_player
>
> Well done, I think ...:-)
> On Jul 13, 2013 3:58 PM, "Lemuel Underwing" <luunderwing at gmail.com> wrote:
>
>> Aight so dis crazy ass nigga Tyrone Slothrop right? he fuckin mad bitches
>> while da BOMB be droppin' all over the place. Now dis is London withat mad
>> crazy Blitzin u hear. An' all these mothafuckin high-ups be dey b watchin
>> Tyrone coz assa infant he get dis plastic shit drilled up in him, da same
>> plastic shit dats in some of da bombs (V2 NIGGA!!!!!) maybe, so dis nigga
>> Tyrones dick git hard wennever a bomb is 'bout to drop or das what da
>> high-ups be thinkin. So dis Tyrone muthafucka gets all paranoid right??? As
>> da war b windin down Tyrone runs up in tha fuckin ZONE nigga YOU HEAR ME?
>> THE FUCKING ZONE. All dem Euro niggas b in chaos aight da war b over and
>> shits really just errman for hisself. So da story really goes fuckin crazy
>> nigga. Deres a fuckin Light Bulb whose muthafuckin IMMORTAL nigga, ders
>> Dopers nigga, lotsa drugs GOTTA SMOKE DAT KUSH NIGGA, ders a whole boat
>> dats a big fuckin ORGY NIGGA its just rollin down da river and dey all b
>> fuckin' shawtys. Also der b AFRIK NIGGAS dat no how 2 launch muthafuckin
>> rockets and shit, dem Hun niggas exterminated da fuck outta dere people so
>> dey pissed. All of these people b lookin for this one rocket aight? dis one
>> 0000001 it b called dat has POWER AMPED DA FUCK UP iz fuckin powerful ya
>> herr, so dis russian nigga b lookin for it and dem AFRIK NIGGAS be lookin,
>> and dat russian dude used to go wit dis fine ass Witch like straight up
>> WITCH NIGGA her name b Geli and MA MAIN MAN TYRONE b fuckin her ass fo a
>> while. An' all dese muthafuckas are trying to find this rocket 0000001 but
>> its in da hands of this MEAN MUTHAFUCKA named Blicero, he jus maniacal as
>> fuck, be rapin' younguns and shit ya hear? But in the end no one can find
>> dat shit, Blicero keeps outta der fuckin reach ya herr? And da book ends
>> wit dat fuckin 0000001 DROPPIN on mutha fuckin LA. ERRBODY NOW! PEACE NIGGA
>>
>>
>> On Fri, Jul 12, 2013 at 7:23 PM, Lemuel Underwing <luunderwing at gmail.com>wrote:
>>
>>> using only "jive" or "ebonics" describe to me the plot Gravity's Rainbow
>>>
>>
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