Terrible joke I came up with while half-asleep this morning.

[Mark Kohut]

A Jesuit, a chinaman and a Corsican walk into a bar...

On Sat, Apr 11, 2015 at 2:05 AM, David Ewers <dsewers at comcast.net> wrote:
> duh moi:
>
> A positron's at the club, acting all negative.  "What's the matter with
> you?" says the club owner, to which the positron ceases to exist.
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> On Apr 10, 2015, at 4:45 AM have a nice day, violet wrote this message:),
> Keith Davis wrote:
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> Una mas: How many club owners does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Sorry,
> club owners only screw musicians....
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>
> Www.innergroovemusic.com
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> On Apr 10, 2015, at 4:59 AM, Kai Frederik Lorentzen <lorentzen at hotmail.de>
> wrote:
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> per myself
>
> A robot, a woman and a female chimpanzee meet. Says the robot: Wtf, didn't I
> emphatically order soulless hostesses?
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> On 10.04.2015 07:45, rich wrote:
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> per monty python
>
> -what kind of meat do priests eat on friday?
> -nun.
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> On Fri, Apr 10, 2015 at 1:26 AM, Matthew Taylor
> <matthew.taylor923 at gmail.com> wrote:
>>
>> Have I introduced ye to my testicle chauffeur?
>>
>> He drives me nuts.
>>
>> On Apr 9, 2015, at 11:23 PM, Keith Davis <kbob42 at gmail.com> wrote:
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>> Here's one I made up: what happens to hillbillies when they die?
>> Reintarnation.
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>> Www.innergroovemusic.com
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>> On Apr 9, 2015, at 11:58 PM, Mark Thibodeau <jerkyleboeuf at gmail.com>
>> wrote:
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>> Q: What did the man who tried to smuggle a small Balkan country out of
>> Europe by hiding it up his rectum find out the hard way?
>>
>> A: Bosnia Hurts-to-go-in-ya!
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