Another stupid joak

[Thomas Eckhardt]

Robot walks into a bar.
Orders a drink, lays down a bill.
Bartender says "Hey we don't serve robots,"
and the robot says "no, but someday you will."

(...)

Boy wants a car from his dad.
Dad says "First you got to cut that hair."
Boy says "Hey dad, Jesus had long hair,"
and dad says "that's right son, Jesus walked everywhere."

Silver Jews, "The Frontier Index"


Am 24.04.2015 um 19:44 schrieb Mark Kohut:
> Onomatopoeia walked into a bar wearing a name tag.
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> Barkeep: "Big name, how do you pronounce it?"
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> O: "just like it sounds".
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