Another stupid joak

[Mark Kohut]

I don't want a robot; first I'll take a Manhattan. 

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> On Apr 29, 2015, at 4:31 AM, jochen stremmel <jstremmel at gmail.com> wrote:
> 
> What about
> 
> Robot replies: I don't want a robot, I want a Manhattan.
> 
> 2015-04-29 10:12 GMT+02:00 James Robertson <james at themutedposthorn.com>:
>> https://twitter.com/jamesjrobertson/status/593275608982913024 thank you
>> 
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>>> On Wed, Apr 29, 2015 at 4:45 PM, Thomas Eckhardt <thomas.eckhardt at uni-bonn.de> wrote:
>>> Robot walks into a bar. 
>>> Orders a drink, lays down a bill. 
>>> Bartender says "Hey we don't serve robots," 
>>> and the robot says "no, but someday you will." 
>>> 
>>> (...) 
>>> 
>>> Boy wants a car from his dad. 
>>> Dad says "First you got to cut that hair." 
>>> Boy says "Hey dad, Jesus had long hair," 
>>> and dad says "that's right son, Jesus walked everywhere." 
>>> 
>>> Silver Jews, "The Frontier Index" 
>>> 
>>> 
>>> Am 24.04.2015 um 19:44 schrieb Mark Kohut: 
>>> > Onomatopoeia walked into a bar wearing a name tag. 
>>> > 
>>> > Barkeep: "Big name, how do you pronounce it?" 
>>> > 
>>> > O: "just like it sounds". 
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