I just got an email from "Heidi" titled "Worried sick"...

[Keith Davis]

Heidi...NO!

On Thu, Dec 31, 2015 at 11:45 AM, Charles Albert <cfalbert at gmail.com> wrote:

> Thanks for the heads up.....I'm putting together a little thing I think
> I'm gonna call "J'accuse!".....
>
> Would you describe this calumny as "insidious" or "invidious"?
>
> love,
>
> Nauseated in Nashua
>
> On Thu, Dec 31, 2015 at 11:29 AM, Mark Thibodeau <jerkyleboeuf at gmail.com>
> wrote:
>
>> ...and it turns out to be an email from the Ted Cruz campaign,
>> ostensibly penned by Ted's wife, Heidi, shakin' that beggin' cup one
>> last time in 2015. Seems they have to raise over a quarter million
>> dollars before midnight tonight, or God is going to call Ted home.
>>
>> No, wait... that was some other guy, back in the 80's! At least there
>> isn't a 900 foot Jesus in this pitch. But there IS something else...
>> something interesting.
>>
>> It seems that the good ship Cruz is going to be hitting some choppy
>> waters in the days ahead. Check out the text of Heidi's appeal and
>> then maybe we can play "guess the upcoming scandal" amongst ourselves,
>> afterwards.
>>
>> Here is the text:
>>
>>
>> Friend,
>>
>> Ted needs your help.
>>
>> Ted is under an all-out assault on his campaign, his values, and even
>> him personally. Attacks are coming from all sides -- Republican and
>> Democrat -- and of course the liberal media.
>>
>> Ted won't tell you this but I will -- please stop what you are doing
>> and read below.
>>
>> Here is the situation, and it worries me:
>>
>>   1) We just received inside information that Iowa Super PACs --
>> funded by Republicans -- are planning to spend millions attacking
>> Ted's policy and character.
>>
>>   2) Hillary is personally attacking Ted's strong stand for American
>> families. She openly speaks of her distain for Ted's values and is
>> attacking him in front of millions online.
>>
>>   3) The media is getting personal. The Washington Post published a
>> despicable attack on my children. Both Ted and I are determined to
>> protect our children from their shameless attacks.
>>
>>   4) We now have only 18 hours left before the media starts their full
>> scale "exploration" into our campaign finances. Thumbing through
>> thousands of financial papers to find any weakness and mislead
>> Americans.
>>
>> Friend, I don’t know any other man who is prepared to fight these
>> political assaults, stand up to the personal attacks, and still
>> provide a positive vision for America.
>>
>> I admit I'm biased, but Ted is the man we need to restore America.
>>
>> One more thing: every dollar, every prayer and word of encouragement
>> means the world to Ted and me.
>>
>> Today is the final day of 2015, and Ted could sure use your support
>> right now more than ever.
>>
>> Click Here: 2015 STOP-GAP DONATION >>>
>>
>> You see, he's confided in me that he must raise another $349,394
>> dollars beforemidnight tonight -- less than 18 hours from now.
>>
>> That is a big shortfall.
>>
>> I know there is no way you -- or any one person -- can cover that
>> entire balance, but if you could just make one last 2015 Stop-Gap
>> donation, both Ted and I would be in your debt.
>>
>> If we close the books and Ted is still short, it could mean the
>> difference between winning and losing this campaign.
>>
>> Click Here: 2015 STOP-GAP DONATION >>>
>>
>> I know it's a lot to ask, but can Ted and I count on you one last time in
>> 2015?
>>
>> Warmly,
>> Heidi Cruz
>> -
>> Pynchon-l / http://www.waste.org/mail/?listpynchon-l
>>
>
>


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