I just got an email from "Heidi" titled "Worried sick"...

[Mark Thibodeau]

I put together a little "thing" of my own about this, basically an
extended version of my previous note to the P-list, which can be seen
at my Daily Dirt Diaspora blog:

http://dailydirtdiaspora.blogspot.ca/2015/12/the-good-ship-cruz-headed-for-choppy.html

I think there's some funny stuff in there worth the three minutes
it'll take to read it!

Cheers!
yer old pal Jerky

On Thu, Dec 31, 2015 at 12:45 PM, Keith Davis <kbob42 at gmail.com> wrote:
> Heidi...NO!
>
> On Thu, Dec 31, 2015 at 11:45 AM, Charles Albert <cfalbert at gmail.com> wrote:
>>
>> Thanks for the heads up.....I'm putting together a little thing I think
>> I'm gonna call "J'accuse!".....
>>
>> Would you describe this calumny as "insidious" or "invidious"?
>>
>> love,
>>
>> Nauseated in Nashua
>>
>> On Thu, Dec 31, 2015 at 11:29 AM, Mark Thibodeau <jerkyleboeuf at gmail.com>
>> wrote:
>>>
>>> ...and it turns out to be an email from the Ted Cruz campaign,
>>> ostensibly penned by Ted's wife, Heidi, shakin' that beggin' cup one
>>> last time in 2015. Seems they have to raise over a quarter million
>>> dollars before midnight tonight, or God is going to call Ted home.
>>>
>>> No, wait... that was some other guy, back in the 80's! At least there
>>> isn't a 900 foot Jesus in this pitch. But there IS something else...
>>> something interesting.
>>>
>>> It seems that the good ship Cruz is going to be hitting some choppy
>>> waters in the days ahead. Check out the text of Heidi's appeal and
>>> then maybe we can play "guess the upcoming scandal" amongst ourselves,
>>> afterwards.
>>>
>>> Here is the text:
>>>
>>>
>>> Friend,
>>>
>>> Ted needs your help.
>>>
>>> Ted is under an all-out assault on his campaign, his values, and even
>>> him personally. Attacks are coming from all sides -- Republican and
>>> Democrat -- and of course the liberal media.
>>>
>>> Ted won't tell you this but I will -- please stop what you are doing
>>> and read below.
>>>
>>> Here is the situation, and it worries me:
>>>
>>>   1) We just received inside information that Iowa Super PACs --
>>> funded by Republicans -- are planning to spend millions attacking
>>> Ted's policy and character.
>>>
>>>   2) Hillary is personally attacking Ted's strong stand for American
>>> families. She openly speaks of her distain for Ted's values and is
>>> attacking him in front of millions online.
>>>
>>>   3) The media is getting personal. The Washington Post published a
>>> despicable attack on my children. Both Ted and I are determined to
>>> protect our children from their shameless attacks.
>>>
>>>   4) We now have only 18 hours left before the media starts their full
>>> scale "exploration" into our campaign finances. Thumbing through
>>> thousands of financial papers to find any weakness and mislead
>>> Americans.
>>>
>>> Friend, I don’t know any other man who is prepared to fight these
>>> political assaults, stand up to the personal attacks, and still
>>> provide a positive vision for America.
>>>
>>> I admit I'm biased, but Ted is the man we need to restore America.
>>>
>>> One more thing: every dollar, every prayer and word of encouragement
>>> means the world to Ted and me.
>>>
>>> Today is the final day of 2015, and Ted could sure use your support
>>> right now more than ever.
>>>
>>> Click Here: 2015 STOP-GAP DONATION >>>
>>>
>>> You see, he's confided in me that he must raise another $349,394
>>> dollars beforemidnight tonight -- less than 18 hours from now.
>>>
>>> That is a big shortfall.
>>>
>>> I know there is no way you -- or any one person -- can cover that
>>> entire balance, but if you could just make one last 2015 Stop-Gap
>>> donation, both Ted and I would be in your debt.
>>>
>>> If we close the books and Ted is still short, it could mean the
>>> difference between winning and losing this campaign.
>>>
>>> Click Here: 2015 STOP-GAP DONATION >>>
>>>
>>> I know it's a lot to ask, but can Ted and I count on you one last time in
>>> 2015?
>>>
>>> Warmly,
>>> Heidi Cruz
>>> -
>>> Pynchon-l / http://www.waste.org/mail/?listpynchon-l
>>
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