Terrible joke I came up with while half-asleep this morning.

[Dave Monroe]

>From a friend's young 'un:

Q. What did the potato say to the butter?

A.  Touch me,

(My comment: can you show me on the Mr. Pototo Head where the butter
touched you?)

On Fri, May 15, 2015 at 2:35 PM, Mark Kohut <mark.kohut at gmail.com> wrote:
> Quite Pynchonian. Btw, I sent him my terrible Single Malt joke for his bday.
>
> Sent from my iPhone
>
> On May 15, 2015, at 1:45 PM, Heikki R <situations.journeys.comedy at gmail.com>
> wrote:
>
> Stephen Dedalus walks into a bar. The bartender says: "I will not serve
> either."
>
> On Sat, Apr 11, 2015 at 11:43 AM, Mark Kohut <mark.kohut at gmail.com> wrote:
>>
>> A Jesuit, a chinaman and a Corsican walk into a bar...
>>
>> On Sat, Apr 11, 2015 at 2:05 AM, David Ewers <dsewers at comcast.net> wrote:
>> > duh moi:
>> >
>> > A positron's at the club, acting all negative.  "What's the matter with
>> > you?" says the club owner, to which the positron ceases to exist.
>> >
>> >
>> > On Apr 10, 2015, at 4:45 AM have a nice day, violet wrote this
>> > message:),
>> > Keith Davis wrote:
>> >
>> > Una mas: How many club owners does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
>> > Sorry,
>> > club owners only screw musicians....
>> >
>> >
>> > Www.innergroovemusic.com
>> >
>> > On Apr 10, 2015, at 4:59 AM, Kai Frederik Lorentzen
>> > <lorentzen at hotmail.de>
>> > wrote:
>> >
>> >
>> > per myself
>> >
>> > A robot, a woman and a female chimpanzee meet. Says the robot: Wtf,
>> > didn't I
>> > emphatically order soulless hostesses?
>> >
>> >
>> > On 10.04.2015 07:45, rich wrote:
>> >
>> > per monty python
>> >
>> > -what kind of meat do priests eat on friday?
>> > -nun.
>> >
>> > On Fri, Apr 10, 2015 at 1:26 AM, Matthew Taylor
>> > <matthew.taylor923 at gmail.com> wrote:
>> >>
>> >> Have I introduced ye to my testicle chauffeur?
>> >>
>> >> He drives me nuts.
>> >>
>> >> On Apr 9, 2015, at 11:23 PM, Keith Davis <kbob42 at gmail.com> wrote:
>> >>
>> >> Here's one I made up: what happens to hillbillies when they die?
>> >> Reintarnation.
>> >>
>> >>
>> >> Www.innergroovemusic.com
>> >>
>> >> On Apr 9, 2015, at 11:58 PM, Mark Thibodeau <jerkyleboeuf at gmail.com>
>> >> wrote:
>> >>
>> >> Q: What did the man who tried to smuggle a small Balkan country out of
>> >> Europe by hiding it up his rectum find out the hard way?
>> >>
>> >> A: Bosnia Hurts-to-go-in-ya!
>> >>
>> >>
>> >
>> >
>> >
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