Terrible joke I came up with while half-asleep this morning.

[Mark Kohut]

Lol. 

Sent from my iPhone

On May 15, 2015, at 6:41 PM, Dave Monroe <against.the.dave at gmail.com> wrote:

> From a friend's young 'un:
> 
> Q. What did the potato say to the butter?
> 
> A.  Touch me,
> 
> (My comment: can you show me on the Mr. Pototo Head where the butter
> touched you?)
> 
> On Fri, May 15, 2015 at 2:35 PM, Mark Kohut <mark.kohut at gmail.com> wrote:
>> Quite Pynchonian. Btw, I sent him my terrible Single Malt joke for his bday.
>> 
>> Sent from my iPhone
>> 
>> On May 15, 2015, at 1:45 PM, Heikki R <situations.journeys.comedy at gmail.com>
>> wrote:
>> 
>> Stephen Dedalus walks into a bar. The bartender says: "I will not serve
>> either."
>> 
>> On Sat, Apr 11, 2015 at 11:43 AM, Mark Kohut <mark.kohut at gmail.com> wrote:
>>> 
>>> A Jesuit, a chinaman and a Corsican walk into a bar...
>>> 
>>> On Sat, Apr 11, 2015 at 2:05 AM, David Ewers <dsewers at comcast.net> wrote:
>>>> duh moi:
>>>> 
>>>> A positron's at the club, acting all negative.  "What's the matter with
>>>> you?" says the club owner, to which the positron ceases to exist.
>>>> 
>>>> 
>>>> On Apr 10, 2015, at 4:45 AM have a nice day, violet wrote this
>>>> message:),
>>>> Keith Davis wrote:
>>>> 
>>>> Una mas: How many club owners does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
>>>> Sorry,
>>>> club owners only screw musicians....
>>>> 
>>>> 
>>>> Www.innergroovemusic.com
>>>> 
>>>> On Apr 10, 2015, at 4:59 AM, Kai Frederik Lorentzen
>>>> <lorentzen at hotmail.de>
>>>> wrote:
>>>> 
>>>> 
>>>> per myself
>>>> 
>>>> A robot, a woman and a female chimpanzee meet. Says the robot: Wtf,
>>>> didn't I
>>>> emphatically order soulless hostesses?
>>>> 
>>>> 
>>>> On 10.04.2015 07:45, rich wrote:
>>>> 
>>>> per monty python
>>>> 
>>>> -what kind of meat do priests eat on friday?
>>>> -nun.
>>>> 
>>>> On Fri, Apr 10, 2015 at 1:26 AM, Matthew Taylor
>>>> <matthew.taylor923 at gmail.com> wrote:
>>>>> 
>>>>> Have I introduced ye to my testicle chauffeur?
>>>>> 
>>>>> He drives me nuts.
>>>>> 
>>>>> On Apr 9, 2015, at 11:23 PM, Keith Davis <kbob42 at gmail.com> wrote:
>>>>> 
>>>>> Here's one I made up: what happens to hillbillies when they die?
>>>>> Reintarnation.
>>>>> 
>>>>> 
>>>>> Www.innergroovemusic.com
>>>>> 
>>>>> On Apr 9, 2015, at 11:58 PM, Mark Thibodeau <jerkyleboeuf at gmail.com>
>>>>> wrote:
>>>>> 
>>>>> Q: What did the man who tried to smuggle a small Balkan country out of
>>>>> Europe by hiding it up his rectum find out the hard way?
>>>>> 
>>>>> A: Bosnia Hurts-to-go-in-ya!
>>> -
>>> Pynchon-l / http://www.waste.org/mail/?list=pynchon-l
>> 
>> 
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