mindless pleasures

[MASCARO at humnet.ucla.edu]

All in fun, a little sport, just giving the piss, what?

(Inspired by GR, of course)

			1.

There once was a man named John Rigna
Whose language was quite the enigma
Though he tried very hard
To pretend he was smart
It all came out looking like smegma.


			2.1

John Rigney was feeling quite glum
'Cause he just couldn't manage to come
In the lap of a dame
Except when her name
Was the same as his first love--dear Mum.

			2.2

John Rigney was feeling quite glum
'Cause he just couldn't manage to come
Until he cried "Mommy
My tiny salami
Demands the caress of your gums."

			3.

John Rigney was lurking the wire
His pestilent loins all afire
While his mom wore a sign:
"I'll be yours for a dime?"
But no one in town dared to try 'er.


			4.1

John Rigney was oozing with malice
Because of his miniscule phallus
'Twasn't nearly as big
As his momma's old fig
In fact it resembled a callus!


			4.2

John Rigney was oozing with malice
Because of his miniscule phallus
Though he tried hard to charge
Up each day with a large
Dose of movies like "Debbie Does Dallas."


			5.

The end of John Rigney has come
(So let us all sing "Te Deum")
And it's slightly ironic
He died from a tonic
Consisting of, mostly, pond scum.


Ja, ja, ja, ja, John Rigney will never eat--