Fwd: Collected writings of Bart Simpson [part 1]

[RICHARD ROMEO]

thought you foax might like to have some of these handy:
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100,000 times on the chalkboard as a punishment in the opening
sequence of the Simpsons, he is always writing something
different -- and often quite hilarious.  These are the
collected writings of Bart Simpson from the chalkboard
exercises during the opening credits.

I will not carve gods.

I will not spank others.

I will not aim for the head.

I will not barf unless I'm sick.

I will not expose the ignorance of the faculty.

I saw nothing unusual in the teacher's lounge.

I will not conduct my own fire drills.

Funny noises are not funny.

I will not snap bras.

I will not fake seizures.

This punishment is not boring and pointless.

My name is not Dr. Death.

I will not defame New Orleans.

I will not prescribe medication.

I will not bury the new kid.

I will not teach others to fly.

I will not bring sheep to class.

A burp is not an answer.

Teacher is not a leper.

Coffee is not for kids.

I will not eat things for money.