Coca-cola Quantum Baby Boom

[Greg Montalbano]

Dennis Grace enlightens us:
>Not only does the Coca-cola cause the sperm cells to retreat, the
>combination of caffeine and the release of CO2 from solution hyper
>accelerates the sperm.  A-and the hyper acceleration of the sperm causes
>them to jump from their normal, diffuse S-shell configuration to the more
>concentrated, lobulate P-shell configuration; whereby the danger of
>dis-semination along the x-axis rises exponentially, causing the
>impregnation of innocent women in the vicinity. Thus we see:  the Baby Boom
>eventuated not, as has so frequently been postulated, as a result of the GI
>Bill funding returning post-belletristic coitus but more as the consequence
>of urban legend, quantum mechanics, and caffeinated carbonation.
>

Well, jeez -- SOMEBODY had their coffee this morning!