while we stand aside and -- !sharks!

[Brendan Costello]

Nikola Bonobo asked (a while back):

12.Why don't sharks eat clowns?

Because sharks are afraid of clowns, just like everybody else.  Maybe the
real question is why clowns don't eat sharks (or do they?).

The answers to the rest of your questions are self-evident.  

Apologies for the tardiness of this response, and I promise that future
posts will contain more salience.  Well, "promise" is a strong word....

I'm not the most disturbed contributor to this list!
Brendo (yes you are)