FWD: The Clown Chakra

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Gesendet: Mittwoch, 29. Mai 2002 23:31
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THE CLOWN CHAKRA

The Clown Scientists have found that all our problems can be placed
under
one heading: Seriousness. Seriousness is the leading cause of
everything
from Cancer to Reincarnation. Scientists from the Clown Academy have
already
discovered a new source of healing. It is a psychic energy point
located
between the heart chakra and the throat chakra. It is called the
Clown
Chakra.

If people are feeling miserable, if they have financial problems, if
their
relationship situation is the pits, if they are in ill health, if
they have
a need to sue people, if they find fault with their brother, then
obviously,
their Clown Chakra is closed. When this happens, the scientists have
observed under a high-powered microscope that the cells of every
organ
display a sad face, and when the Clown Chakra is open and functioning
normally, the cells display a happy face. The scientists realized
that if a
person is ill, it is because his mind has projected guilt onto the
cells of
his body and has forced out the love that is normally found within
each cell
of the body. The cells are therefore saying, "I lack Love," or "ILL"
for
short. The scientists also discovered that all disease is due to the
fact
that the cells are out of ease or dis-eased.

When the Clown Chakra is opened and working (or rather, playing)
properly,
the psychic mechanism sucks up misery, pain, anger, resentment,
grievances,
unhappiness, etc., and converts the energy into tiny red heart-shaped
balloons. The red heart-shaped balloons contain Love and Joy. These
balloons
are directed to the dis-eased cell or situation, and a happy face
appears
instantly. When the light enters the darkness, the darkness is gone.
Sometimes these red heart-shaped balloons are called endorphins, due
to the
fact that when anyone experiences them, the feeling of separation
ends. They
experience being back home with All  That Is and hence are no longer
an
orphan. This is the well-known end-orphan (endorphin) effect. So, if
you
think someone is attacking you, Clown Scientists recommend that you
visualize sending that person red heart-shaped balloons filled with
Love and
Joy.

Remember to keep your Clown Chakra open and remember to laugh.
Seriousness causes reincarnation.



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