Talking Dogs

[Henry]

Ummm... sorry if this has been mentioned before, but:

This guy walks into a bar with a hairy dog and takes a seat at the bar.  The
dog takes the seat next to him.  The bartender says, "Hey, no dogs allowed
at the bar!"  The man explains, "But this is a talking dog!"

The man asks the dog "What is on top of every building and keeps the rain
out?"
"Woof!"
"That's right," says the man.  "A roof."  "What's the opposite of smooth?"
"Woof!"
"Right!  "Rough!"  

The bartenders starts to give them the eye, so the man asks the dog "Who was
the greatest baseball player of all time?"
"Woof!"
"Right again," says the man.  "Ruth!  Babe Ruth!"

The bartender kicks the man and his dog outta the bar into the street.
Dog turns to the man and says "So maybe I shoulda said DiMaggio?"

Henry Mu
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