Talking Dogs

[Dave Monroe]

On 8/19/07, Henry <scuffling at gmail.com> wrote:

> This guy walks into a bar with a hairy dog and takes a seat at the bar.  The
> dog takes the seat next to him.  The bartender says, "Hey, no dogs allowed
> at the bar!"  The man explains, "But this is a talking dog!"
>
> The man asks the dog "What is on top of every building and keeps the rain
> out?"
> "Woof!"
> "That's right," says the man.  "A roof."  "What's the opposite of smooth?"
> "Woof!"
> "Right!  "Rough!"
>
> The bartenders starts to give them the eye, so the man asks the dog "Who was
> the greatest baseball player of all time?"
> "Woof!"
> "Right again," says the man.  "Ruth!  Babe Ruth!"
>
> The bartender kicks the man and his dog outta the bar into the street.
> Dog turns to the man and says "So maybe I shoulda said DiMaggio?"
>
> Henry Mu
> http://www.urdomain.us/scuffling.htm

Q: Does a dog have Buddha nature?
A: Henry Mu!