NP: On National Healthcare

[Henry Musikar]

Apparently the American Medical Association has weighed in on Obama's
Nationalized Health Care Plan: 

The Allergists voted to scratch it, but the Dermatologists advised not to
make any rash moves. 
The Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it, but the
Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve. 

The Obstetricians felt they were all laboring under a misconception.
Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted. 
Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!" while the Pediatricians said, "Oh,
Grow Up." 

The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while the Radiologists
said they could see right through it. 

Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing. 

The Internists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow, and the Plastic
Surgeons said, "This puts a whole new face on the matter," and the
Podiatrists thought it was a step forward. 

The Urologists were pissed off, but the Anesthesiologists thought the whole
idea was a gas and the Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no. 

In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision up to the
assholes who were opposing the whole plan. 
 
Henry Mu
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