NP: On National Healthcare

[Dave Monroe]

On Tue, Jul 28, 2009 at 7:28 AM, Henry Musikar<scuffling at gmail.com> wrote:

> Apparently the American Medical Association has weighed in on Obama's
> Nationalized Health Care Plan:
>
> The Allergists voted to scratch it, but the Dermatologists advised not to
> make any rash moves.
> The Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it, but the
> Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve.
>
> The Obstetricians felt they were all laboring under a misconception.
> Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted.
> Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!" while the Pediatricians said, "Oh,
> Grow Up."
>
> The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while the Radiologists
> said they could see right through it.
>
> Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing.
>
> The Internists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow, and the Plastic
> Surgeons said, "This puts a whole new face on the matter," and the
> Podiatrists thought it was a step forward.
>
> The Urologists were pissed off, but the Anesthesiologists thought the whole
> idea was a gas and the Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.
>
> In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision up to the
> assholes who were opposing the whole plan.

I hear the Chiropractors are backing it, then handing it off to the
Osteopaths to bone up on ...