NP: On National Healthcare
Joe Allonby
joeallonby at gmail.com
Tue Jul 28 18:54:50 CDT 2009
This is too grizzly to bear.
On Tue, Jul 28, 2009 at 8:49 AM, Dave Monroe<against.the.dave at gmail.com> wrote:
> On Tue, Jul 28, 2009 at 7:28 AM, Henry Musikar<scuffling at gmail.com> wrote:
>
>> Apparently the American Medical Association has weighed in on Obama's
>> Nationalized Health Care Plan:
>>
>> The Allergists voted to scratch it, but the Dermatologists advised not to
>> make any rash moves.
>> The Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it, but the
>> Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve.
>>
>> The Obstetricians felt they were all laboring under a misconception.
>> Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted.
>> Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!" while the Pediatricians said, "Oh,
>> Grow Up."
>>
>> The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while the Radiologists
>> said they could see right through it.
>>
>> Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing.
>>
>> The Internists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow, and the Plastic
>> Surgeons said, "This puts a whole new face on the matter," and the
>> Podiatrists thought it was a step forward.
>>
>> The Urologists were pissed off, but the Anesthesiologists thought the whole
>> idea was a gas and the Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.
>>
>> In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision up to the
>> assholes who were opposing the whole plan.
>
> I hear the Chiropractors are backing it, then handing it off to the
> Osteopaths to bone up on ...
>
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