I just got an email from "Heidi" titled "Worried sick"...

[Perry Noid]

Didja click the link? Might be a scam under the guise of shady rumblings in
the Cruz campaign, unless the link does take you to something official.
Neither would surprise me though personally I'd rather give money to the
scammer.

On Thursday, December 31, 2015, Mark Thibodeau <jerkyleboeuf at gmail.com>
wrote:

> I put together a little "thing" of my own about this, basically an
> extended version of my previous note to the P-list, which can be seen
> at my Daily Dirt Diaspora blog:
>
>
> http://dailydirtdiaspora.blogspot.ca/2015/12/the-good-ship-cruz-headed-for-choppy.html
>
> I think there's some funny stuff in there worth the three minutes
> it'll take to read it!
>
> Cheers!
> yer old pal Jerky
>
> On Thu, Dec 31, 2015 at 12:45 PM, Keith Davis <kbob42 at gmail.com
> <javascript:;>> wrote:
> > Heidi...NO!
> >
> > On Thu, Dec 31, 2015 at 11:45 AM, Charles Albert <cfalbert at gmail.com
> <javascript:;>> wrote:
> >>
> >> Thanks for the heads up.....I'm putting together a little thing I think
> >> I'm gonna call "J'accuse!".....
> >>
> >> Would you describe this calumny as "insidious" or "invidious"?
> >>
> >> love,
> >>
> >> Nauseated in Nashua
> >>
> >> On Thu, Dec 31, 2015 at 11:29 AM, Mark Thibodeau <
> jerkyleboeuf at gmail.com <javascript:;>>
> >> wrote:
> >>>
> >>> ...and it turns out to be an email from the Ted Cruz campaign,
> >>> ostensibly penned by Ted's wife, Heidi, shakin' that beggin' cup one
> >>> last time in 2015. Seems they have to raise over a quarter million
> >>> dollars before midnight tonight, or God is going to call Ted home.
> >>>
> >>> No, wait... that was some other guy, back in the 80's! At least there
> >>> isn't a 900 foot Jesus in this pitch. But there IS something else...
> >>> something interesting.
> >>>
> >>> It seems that the good ship Cruz is going to be hitting some choppy
> >>> waters in the days ahead. Check out the text of Heidi's appeal and
> >>> then maybe we can play "guess the upcoming scandal" amongst ourselves,
> >>> afterwards.
> >>>
> >>> Here is the text:
> >>>
> >>>
> >>> Friend,
> >>>
> >>> Ted needs your help.
> >>>
> >>> Ted is under an all-out assault on his campaign, his values, and even
> >>> him personally. Attacks are coming from all sides -- Republican and
> >>> Democrat -- and of course the liberal media.
> >>>
> >>> Ted won't tell you this but I will -- please stop what you are doing
> >>> and read below.
> >>>
> >>> Here is the situation, and it worries me:
> >>>
> >>>   1) We just received inside information that Iowa Super PACs --
> >>> funded by Republicans -- are planning to spend millions attacking
> >>> Ted's policy and character.
> >>>
> >>>   2) Hillary is personally attacking Ted's strong stand for American
> >>> families. She openly speaks of her distain for Ted's values and is
> >>> attacking him in front of millions online.
> >>>
> >>>   3) The media is getting personal. The Washington Post published a
> >>> despicable attack on my children. Both Ted and I are determined to
> >>> protect our children from their shameless attacks.
> >>>
> >>>   4) We now have only 18 hours left before the media starts their full
> >>> scale "exploration" into our campaign finances. Thumbing through
> >>> thousands of financial papers to find any weakness and mislead
> >>> Americans.
> >>>
> >>> Friend, I don’t know any other man who is prepared to fight these
> >>> political assaults, stand up to the personal attacks, and still
> >>> provide a positive vision for America.
> >>>
> >>> I admit I'm biased, but Ted is the man we need to restore America.
> >>>
> >>> One more thing: every dollar, every prayer and word of encouragement
> >>> means the world to Ted and me.
> >>>
> >>> Today is the final day of 2015, and Ted could sure use your support
> >>> right now more than ever.
> >>>
> >>> Click Here: 2015 STOP-GAP DONATION >>>
> >>>
> >>> You see, he's confided in me that he must raise another $349,394
> >>> dollars beforemidnight tonight -- less than 18 hours from now.
> >>>
> >>> That is a big shortfall.
> >>>
> >>> I know there is no way you -- or any one person -- can cover that
> >>> entire balance, but if you could just make one last 2015 Stop-Gap
> >>> donation, both Ted and I would be in your debt.
> >>>
> >>> If we close the books and Ted is still short, it could mean the
> >>> difference between winning and losing this campaign.
> >>>
> >>> Click Here: 2015 STOP-GAP DONATION >>>
> >>>
> >>> I know it's a lot to ask, but can Ted and I count on you one last time
> in
> >>> 2015?
> >>>
> >>> Warmly,
> >>> Heidi Cruz
> >>> -
> >>> Pynchon-l / http://www.waste.org/mail/?listpynchon-l
> >>
> >>
> >
> >
> >
> > --
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> >
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> Pynchon-l / http://www.waste.org/mail/?listpynchon-l
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