I just got an email from "Heidi" titled "Worried sick"...

[Jemmy Bloocher]

Prayers! They appreciate them. I can afford them. Just about...
On 31 Dec 2015 20:09, "Perry Noid" <coolwithdoc at gmail.com> wrote:

> Didja click the link? Might be a scam under the guise of shady rumblings
> in the Cruz campaign, unless the link does take you to something official.
> Neither would surprise me though personally I'd rather give money to the
> scammer.
>
> On Thursday, December 31, 2015, Mark Thibodeau <jerkyleboeuf at gmail.com>
> wrote:
>
>> I put together a little "thing" of my own about this, basically an
>> extended version of my previous note to the P-list, which can be seen
>> at my Daily Dirt Diaspora blog:
>>
>>
>> http://dailydirtdiaspora.blogspot.ca/2015/12/the-good-ship-cruz-headed-for-choppy.html
>>
>> I think there's some funny stuff in there worth the three minutes
>> it'll take to read it!
>>
>> Cheers!
>> yer old pal Jerky
>>
>> On Thu, Dec 31, 2015 at 12:45 PM, Keith Davis <kbob42 at gmail.com> wrote:
>> > Heidi...NO!
>> >
>> > On Thu, Dec 31, 2015 at 11:45 AM, Charles Albert <cfalbert at gmail.com>
>> wrote:
>> >>
>> >> Thanks for the heads up.....I'm putting together a little thing I think
>> >> I'm gonna call "J'accuse!".....
>> >>
>> >> Would you describe this calumny as "insidious" or "invidious"?
>> >>
>> >> love,
>> >>
>> >> Nauseated in Nashua
>> >>
>> >> On Thu, Dec 31, 2015 at 11:29 AM, Mark Thibodeau <
>> jerkyleboeuf at gmail.com>
>> >> wrote:
>> >>>
>> >>> ...and it turns out to be an email from the Ted Cruz campaign,
>> >>> ostensibly penned by Ted's wife, Heidi, shakin' that beggin' cup one
>> >>> last time in 2015. Seems they have to raise over a quarter million
>> >>> dollars before midnight tonight, or God is going to call Ted home.
>> >>>
>> >>> No, wait... that was some other guy, back in the 80's! At least there
>> >>> isn't a 900 foot Jesus in this pitch. But there IS something else...
>> >>> something interesting.
>> >>>
>> >>> It seems that the good ship Cruz is going to be hitting some choppy
>> >>> waters in the days ahead. Check out the text of Heidi's appeal and
>> >>> then maybe we can play "guess the upcoming scandal" amongst ourselves,
>> >>> afterwards.
>> >>>
>> >>> Here is the text:
>> >>>
>> >>>
>> >>> Friend,
>> >>>
>> >>> Ted needs your help.
>> >>>
>> >>> Ted is under an all-out assault on his campaign, his values, and even
>> >>> him personally. Attacks are coming from all sides -- Republican and
>> >>> Democrat -- and of course the liberal media.
>> >>>
>> >>> Ted won't tell you this but I will -- please stop what you are doing
>> >>> and read below.
>> >>>
>> >>> Here is the situation, and it worries me:
>> >>>
>> >>>   1) We just received inside information that Iowa Super PACs --
>> >>> funded by Republicans -- are planning to spend millions attacking
>> >>> Ted's policy and character.
>> >>>
>> >>>   2) Hillary is personally attacking Ted's strong stand for American
>> >>> families. She openly speaks of her distain for Ted's values and is
>> >>> attacking him in front of millions online.
>> >>>
>> >>>   3) The media is getting personal. The Washington Post published a
>> >>> despicable attack on my children. Both Ted and I are determined to
>> >>> protect our children from their shameless attacks.
>> >>>
>> >>>   4) We now have only 18 hours left before the media starts their full
>> >>> scale "exploration" into our campaign finances. Thumbing through
>> >>> thousands of financial papers to find any weakness and mislead
>> >>> Americans.
>> >>>
>> >>> Friend, I don’t know any other man who is prepared to fight these
>> >>> political assaults, stand up to the personal attacks, and still
>> >>> provide a positive vision for America.
>> >>>
>> >>> I admit I'm biased, but Ted is the man we need to restore America.
>> >>>
>> >>> One more thing: every dollar, every prayer and word of encouragement
>> >>> means the world to Ted and me.
>> >>>
>> >>> Today is the final day of 2015, and Ted could sure use your support
>> >>> right now more than ever.
>> >>>
>> >>> Click Here: 2015 STOP-GAP DONATION >>>
>> >>>
>> >>> You see, he's confided in me that he must raise another $349,394
>> >>> dollars beforemidnight tonight -- less than 18 hours from now.
>> >>>
>> >>> That is a big shortfall.
>> >>>
>> >>> I know there is no way you -- or any one person -- can cover that
>> >>> entire balance, but if you could just make one last 2015 Stop-Gap
>> >>> donation, both Ted and I would be in your debt.
>> >>>
>> >>> If we close the books and Ted is still short, it could mean the
>> >>> difference between winning and losing this campaign.
>> >>>
>> >>> Click Here: 2015 STOP-GAP DONATION >>>
>> >>>
>> >>> I know it's a lot to ask, but can Ted and I count on you one last
>> time in
>> >>> 2015?
>> >>>
>> >>> Warmly,
>> >>> Heidi Cruz
>> >>> -
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>> >>
>> >>
>> >
>> >
>> >
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